It’s
Shaq-Fu, Diesel, the Big Aristotle
About
time you let me out the bottle
To spit
like the colossal genie apostle
And a
five thousand-year-old role model
Your
deadbeat criminal dad’s a disgrace
I like
to invade his airspace with my bass
Make
it rain burgers after winning a bike race
And
slam your momma’s French toast into your face
Pay attention even
if you ain’t superstitious
I’m about to
grant these three podcast wishes:
An episode so vicious,
delicious, and auspicious
I’m true djinn, boy, my style’s never repetitious
Get ready for
the original Shaq-tober jam
Courtesy my best
friends Eric and Cam
Shout it over the
air and across the land
I am…Kazaam!
Kazaam (1996)
Directed by Paul Michael Glaser
Produced by Bob Engelman, Scott Kroopf, and Paul Michael Glaser
Written by Christian Ford and Roger Soffer
Starring Shaquille O'Neal, Francis Capra, Ally Walker, James Acheson, Marshall Manesh, and John Costelloe
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